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English	Turkish	Film Name	Film Year	Details
And then I couldn't help myself.	Ve kendime engel olamadım.	Anthony Jeselnik Thoughts and Prayers-1	2015
I said, "And I know my grandma loved it too,	Şunu dedim, "Biliyorum ninem de çok severdi."	Anthony Jeselnik Thoughts and Prayers-1	2015
because it combined her two favorite things:	"Çünkü en sevdiği iki şeyi yapıyor olurdu."	Anthony Jeselnik Thoughts and Prayers-1	2015
spending time with her grandchildren, and using the 'N' word."	"Torunuyla vakit geçirmek, ve 'zenci' kelimesini kullanmak."	Anthony Jeselnik Thoughts and Prayers-1	2015
Now I promise you... I promise you...	Size yemin ediyorum...	Anthony Jeselnik Thoughts and Prayers-1	2015
until you've heard your grandfather gasp	...dedenizin, kendi eşinin cenazesinde...	Anthony Jeselnik Thoughts and Prayers-1	2015
at his own wife's funeral...	...Vicksburg, Mississippi'de bir Metodist kilisesinde...	Anthony Jeselnik Thoughts and Prayers-1	2015
...at a Methodist Church in Vicksburg, Mississippi...	...iç çektiğini görmediyseniz...	Anthony Jeselnik Thoughts and Prayers-1	2015
you are not a real comedian.	...gerçek bir komedyen değilsiniz.	Anthony Jeselnik Thoughts and Prayers-1	2015
I am a real comedian.	Ben gerçek bir komedyenim.	Anthony Jeselnik Thoughts and Prayers-1	2015
I am a pure comedian.	Köküne kadar komedyenim.	Anthony Jeselnik Thoughts and Prayers-1	2015
I think I'm one of the best comedians of all time.	Bence tüm zamanların en iyilerinden biriyim.	Anthony Jeselnik Thoughts and Prayers-1	2015
But here's the thing.	Ama olay şu.	Anthony Jeselnik Thoughts and Prayers-1	2015
It doesn't matter if you believe me.	Bana inanıp inanmamanız önemli değil.	Anthony Jeselnik Thoughts and Prayers-1	2015
It really doesn't matter.	Gerçekten değil.	Anthony Jeselnik Thoughts and Prayers-1	2015
The important thing is that I would pass a lie detector test.	Önemli olan, yalan makinesi testini geçebiliyor olmam.	Anthony Jeselnik Thoughts and Prayers-1	2015
I like to test myself.	Kendimi sınamayı severim.	Anthony Jeselnik Thoughts and Prayers-1	2015
I like to test myself by joking about horrible things and nothing but.	Sadece ve sadece korkunç şeyler hakkında şaka yaparak.	Anthony Jeselnik Thoughts and Prayers-1	2015
One of my favorite ways to test myself,	En sevdiğim sınamalardan biri...	Anthony Jeselnik Thoughts and Prayers-1	2015
I like to joke about tragedies the day that they happen.	...bir felaket olduğu anda şakasını yapmam.	Anthony Jeselnik Thoughts and Prayers-1	2015
The day they happen.	Hemen aynı gün.	Anthony Jeselnik Thoughts and Prayers-1	2015
I don't believe in too soon. I'm on a tight schedule.	"Çok erken" lafına inanmıyorum. Programım sıkışık benim.	Anthony Jeselnik Thoughts and Prayers-1	2015
And I'm good at it. I'm good at it.	Ve bu işte iyiyim.	Anthony Jeselnik Thoughts and Prayers-1	2015
Like, the day of...	Mesela...	Anthony Jeselnik Thoughts and Prayers-1	2015
the day of the Aurora, Colorado Batman movie theater shooting.	...Colorado'da, Batman filmi sırasında yaşanan tiyatro saldırısı.	Anthony Jeselnik Thoughts and Prayers-1	2015
The day it happened, I went online, I went on Twitter,	Olduğu gün internete girdim. Twitter'ı açtım.	Anthony Jeselnik Thoughts and Prayers-1	2015
and I tweeted "Other than that, how was the movie?"	"Olayı saymazsak, filmi nasıl buldunuz?" yazdım.	Anthony Jeselnik Thoughts and Prayers-1	2015
Right?	Nasıl ama?	Anthony Jeselnik Thoughts and Prayers-1	2015
Right? Nailed it.	Mıhlamışım.	Anthony Jeselnik Thoughts and Prayers-1	2015
Nailed it.	Mıhlamışım.	Anthony Jeselnik Thoughts and Prayers-1	2015
And the reason I get away with that...	Bunun yanıma kar kalmasının sebebi de...	Anthony Jeselnik Thoughts and Prayers-1	2015
the reason I get away with stuff like that is I'm just the guy who does it.	...bu tür şeyler yapan herif olarak bilinmem.	Anthony Jeselnik Thoughts and Prayers-1	2015
People are used to it from me. It would be weird if I didn't make a joke	İnsanlar alışmış artık bana. Eğer şakasını yapmazsam garip olurdu.	Anthony Jeselnik Thoughts and Prayers-1	2015
the day of a tragedy.	Felaket anında.	Anthony Jeselnik Thoughts and Prayers-1	2015
Which is why I was very surprised	Bu yüzden çok şaşırdım.	Anthony Jeselnik Thoughts and Prayers-1	2015
when I got in a lot of trouble the day of the Boston Marathon.	Boston Maratonu sırasında başım belaya girince.	Anthony Jeselnik Thoughts and Prayers-1	2015
Now, I don't follow the news regularly.	Düzenli olarak haberleri takip etmiyorum.	Anthony Jeselnik Thoughts and Prayers-1	2015
But I know the second a tragedy happens	Ama bir felaket olduğu anda biliyorum.	Anthony Jeselnik Thoughts and Prayers-1	2015
because I get 25 text messages saying, "Don't do it."	Çünkü "Yapma." diye 25 mesaj alıyorum.	Anthony Jeselnik Thoughts and Prayers-1	2015
And whenever I see that... whenever I see that, it makes me sad.	Ne zaman mesajları görsem, üzülüyorum.	Anthony Jeselnik Thoughts and Prayers-1	2015
It makes me sad 'cause I know something horrible has happened.	Üzülüyorum çünkü biliyorum korkunç bir şey olmuş.	Anthony Jeselnik Thoughts and Prayers-1	2015
People will say, "Anthony, what's funny about Aurora?	İnsanlar "Anthony, Aurora'nın nesi komik?"	Anthony Jeselnik Thoughts and Prayers-1	2015
What's funny about the Boston Marathon?	"Boston maratonunun nesi komik?"	Anthony Jeselnik Thoughts and Prayers-1	2015
What's funny about your grandmother's funeral?"	"Ninenin cenazesinin nesi komik?", diyor.	Anthony Jeselnik Thoughts and Prayers-1	2015
Nothing!	Komik yanı yok!	Anthony Jeselnik Thoughts and Prayers-1	2015
Nothing is funny about those things.	Bunların hiçbirinin komik tarafı yok.	Anthony Jeselnik Thoughts and Prayers-1	2015
That's where I come in.	Tam bu noktada devreye ben giriyorum.	Anthony Jeselnik Thoughts and Prayers-1	2015
So I see these texts and I'm like, "Oh, no, what happened?"	Mesajları görüyorum, "Hayır, yine ne olmuş?", diyorum.	Anthony Jeselnik Thoughts and Prayers-1	2015
But I also think, "I've got a job to do."	Ama ayrıca yapmam gereken bir işim var biliyorum.	Anthony Jeselnik Thoughts and Prayers-1	2015
So I go online, I start reading about it.	İnternete girip, okumaya başlıyorum.	Anthony Jeselnik Thoughts and Prayers-1	2015
I don't want to watch the footage. But I'll read about what happened.	Görüntüleri izlemek istemiyorum. Ne olmuş diye okuyorum.	Anthony Jeselnik Thoughts and Prayers-1	2015
And I think, "How can I make someone laugh today?"	Ve düşünüyorum: "Bugün insanları nasıl güldürebilirim?"	Anthony Jeselnik Thoughts and Prayers-1	2015
And then I think, "I got it."	"Buldum.", diyorum.	Anthony Jeselnik Thoughts and Prayers-1	2015
I go back on Twitter.	Twitter'a geçiyorum.	Anthony Jeselnik Thoughts and Prayers-1	2015
And I tweet, "Guys, today, there are just some lines that should not be crossed."	"Beyler, bugün geçilmemesi gereken çizgiler geçildi."	Anthony Jeselnik Thoughts and Prayers-1	2015
"Especially the finish line."	"Özellikle bitiş çizgileri."	Anthony Jeselnik Thoughts and Prayers-1	2015
And again, I think, "Nailed it. U.S.A.! U.S.A.!"	Ve yine, "Mıhlamışım. ABD! ABD!"	Anthony Jeselnik Thoughts and Prayers-1	2015
But then my phone starts to ring.	Sonra telefonum çalıyor.	Anthony Jeselnik Thoughts and Prayers-1	2015
And it's my boss.	Arayan patronum.	Anthony Jeselnik Thoughts and Prayers-1	2015
Or should I say my former boss.	Yoksa eski patronum mu demeliyim.	Anthony Jeselnik Thoughts and Prayers-1	2015
And they say, "Anthony, this is unacceptable.	"Anthony, yaptığın kabul edilemez."	Anthony Jeselnik Thoughts and Prayers-1	2015
You are not just a comedian today.	"Artık sadece komedyen değilsin."	Anthony Jeselnik Thoughts and Prayers-1	2015
You're also the host of your own TV show,	"Kendi TV programının sunucususun. Başlıkta senin adın var."	Anthony Jeselnik Thoughts and Prayers-1	2015
with your name in the title, on our network.	"Hem de bizim kanalımızda."	Anthony Jeselnik Thoughts and Prayers-1	2015
You take this joke down right now or you're fired."	"Ya o şakayı silersin, ya da kovulursun.", diyor.	Anthony Jeselnik Thoughts and Prayers-1	2015
And I say, "Go fuck yourselves."	"Siktir git.", diyorum.	Anthony Jeselnik Thoughts and Prayers-1	2015
And I meant it. I didn't get into comedy for money or fame.	Ciddiyim. Komedi işine para ya da ün için girmedim..	Anthony Jeselnik Thoughts and Prayers-1	2015
I know that sounds wrong, because I'm dripping with both.	Size yanlış geliyor olabilir, çünkü ikisi de paçalarımdan akıyor.	Anthony Jeselnik Thoughts and Prayers-1	2015
I only got into this business	Bu işe girdim...	Anthony Jeselnik Thoughts and Prayers-1	2015
so that no one could tell me what to do.	...böylece kimse bana ne yapacağımı söyleyemesin.	Anthony Jeselnik Thoughts and Prayers-1	2015
And they said... Sure.	Ama söylediler... Tabii.	Anthony Jeselnik Thoughts and Prayers-1	2015
They said, "Well, Anthony, you don't understand.	"Bak, Anthony, anlamıyorsun."	Anthony Jeselnik Thoughts and Prayers-1	2015
You don't understand at all. If you don't take this joke down right now,	"Hiç anlamıyorsun. O şakayı silmezsen...	Anthony Jeselnik Thoughts and Prayers-1	2015
if you don't delete this joke right now, not only are you fired,	...yalnızca sen kovulmayacaksın."	Anthony Jeselnik Thoughts and Prayers-1	2015
but the entire cast and crew of your television show,	"TV programının tüm ekibi...	Anthony Jeselnik Thoughts and Prayers-1	2015
about a hundred people, they're also out of a job."	...yaklaşık 100 insan işini kaybedecek."	Anthony Jeselnik Thoughts and Prayers-1	2015
And I'm ashamed to tell you this. I'm embarrassed to admit it.	Söylemekten utanıyorum. Kabul etmekten utanıyorum.	Anthony Jeselnik Thoughts and Prayers-1	2015
But in that moment, I folded, and I deleted the joke.	O anda, elim kolum bağlı, şakayı sildim.	Anthony Jeselnik Thoughts and Prayers-1	2015
'Cause I'm happy to fight for what I believe in.	İnandığım şey uğruna seve seve savaşırım.	Anthony Jeselnik Thoughts and Prayers-1	2015
I'm happy to take the consequences for what I've done.	Yaptıklarımın sonuçlarına katlanırım.	Anthony Jeselnik Thoughts and Prayers-1	2015
But what I could not do, cannot do, is walk up to my cameraman	Ama yapamayacağım şey, kameramanın yanına gidip...	Anthony Jeselnik Thoughts and Prayers-1	2015
and say, "Hey, buddy, no work for you on Monday.	..."Merhaba dostum. Pazartesi sana iş yok...	Anthony Jeselnik Thoughts and Prayers-1	2015
I had this sweet tweet."	...güzel bir tweet atmıştım da." diyemem.	Anthony Jeselnik Thoughts and Prayers-1	2015
Couldn't do it.	Bunu yapamazdım.	Anthony Jeselnik Thoughts and Prayers-1	2015
But as soon as I hit delete, I got mad and I regretted it.	Sil butonuna basar basmaz, sinirlendim ve pişman oldum.	Anthony Jeselnik Thoughts and Prayers-1	2015
I would fire every single one of those fucking assholes now, I'll tell ya that.	Şimdi olsa, o göt heriflerin hepsini kovardım.	Anthony Jeselnik Thoughts and Prayers-1	2015
And I got mad for betraying myself and everything I believe in.	Kendime ve inandıklarıma ihanet ettiğim için çok sinirlendim.	Anthony Jeselnik Thoughts and Prayers-1	2015
I'm just as mad today as I was then. Just as mad.	Şu anda o kadar sinirliyim hala.	Anthony Jeselnik Thoughts and Prayers-1	2015
So mad, I had to have a meeting with the network,	O kadar sinirliydim ki, beni toplantıya çağırdılar.	Anthony Jeselnik Thoughts and Prayers-1	2015
where they called me in for a little lecture.	Ufak bir nutuk çekmek için.	Anthony Jeselnik Thoughts and Prayers-1	2015
They're like, "Anthony, we're family.	Hepsi, "Anthony, biz bir aileyiz."	Anthony Jeselnik Thoughts and Prayers-1	2015
Why are you so upset?	"Niye bu kadar sinirlendin?"	Anthony Jeselnik Thoughts and Prayers-1	2015
Can't you see we did you a favor?	"Göremiyor musun? Sana büyük bir iyilik yaptık."	Anthony Jeselnik Thoughts and Prayers-1	2015
Don't you worry about your career?"	"Kariyerin için hiç mi endişelenmiyorsun?"	Anthony Jeselnik Thoughts and Prayers-1	2015
Let me ask you, San Francisco,	Size sorayım, San Francisco.	Anthony Jeselnik Thoughts and Prayers-1	2015
do I seem like I worry about my career?	Kariyeri için endişelenen birine benziyor muyum?	Anthony Jeselnik Thoughts and Prayers-1	2015
You know why people who win the lottery always end up going bankrupt?	Piyangoyu kazanan insanların hepsi nasıl oluyor da sonunda batıyor biliyor musunuz?	Anthony Jeselnik Thoughts and Prayers-1	2015
Because if they're worried about their money,	Eğer paraları için endişeleniyor olsalardı...	Anthony Jeselnik Thoughts and Prayers-1	2015
they wouldn't have played the lottery in the first fuckin' place.	...en başta piyango bileti almazlardı.	Anthony Jeselnik Thoughts and Prayers-1	2015
I do not worry about my career.	Kariyerim için endişem yok.	Anthony Jeselnik Thoughts and Prayers-1	2015